It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer!!!!!
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad
saare gum to husband ke
hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U. And
Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
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Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
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