Shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
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Girl:- Watz d proof dat U miss me..?
Boy:- see my cheeks..
My mamma slapped me..
Coz i was smilling while sleeping..
Thinkng of U..
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Tips to reduce weight…
First turn your head to
the right and then to the left...
Repeat this exercise whenever
your offered something to eat!
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DHONI to SACHIN: "God has
sent me on earth to show
people how to play cricket-"
SACHIN Replied: "I never sent anybody"
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Dad: Son, what do u want
for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad,
Just a radio with a sports
car around it.
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Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko
apni Maa samjho to
tumhara character thik ho jayega.
Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka
character ka kya hoga..??
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Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko
apni Maa samjho to
tumhara character thik ho jayega.
Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka
character ka kya hoga..??
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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai,
Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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