TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM..What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Santa: So simple,
I'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata
tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi
hum ne cheating ki hay.

Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the
bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

What is the difference between
Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons.
Civil Engineers build targets.

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice
As big as it needs to be.