TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's
Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Santa: So simple,
I'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another.
Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which
he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it
to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option
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Santa: Tum Next Janam Me
Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf
Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Santa: Yar kal meine
kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs.
de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega
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Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker
aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad
hai to paas ker k dikha."
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Postman: I Had To Come
5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far.
Instead U could Have posted it.
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Santa to his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take
an umbrella and go.
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Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to
buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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